Sex and Death - The Complete NaPoWriMo1Sex and Death - The Complete NaPoWriMo by ~RichardCowen
There once was a horndog called Swift,
Who had an obsession with thrift.
His clothes were all frayed,
So he never got laid,
And thus was perpetually miffed.
2
I was friends with the heretic McCleary,
Who held an unusual theory.
He preached the world to be round,
And his reckoning was sound,
So burning him made me quite teary.
3
I went to see my friend Claire,
But sadly she wasn't there.
I nosed 'round her digs,
Found her head in the fridge.
God, it was one hell of a scare.
4
I once dated a beauty from Venus,
It seems women from there have a penis.
Things came to an end,
But I think we'll stay friends;
As I definitely felt something betwe
NaPoWriMo - Limericks 28-3028NaPoWriMo - Limericks 28-30 by ~RichardCowen
I once fell afoul of Judge Dredd.
"Eight years in a cube," he said.
"That's not fair," I wailed,
To no avail; I was jailed,
So you see where my littering led.
29
I once walked in on Lord Moore
While he was in bed with a whore.
I said, "What about your wife?"
He wept, "The love of my life?
"She once joined us but not any more."
30
Twelve patients came in from Barrow,
Said their windpipes were that bit too narrow.
I studied them for days,
Then I heard of this craze:
Turned out they'd been swallowing marrows.
NaPoWriMo - Limericks 25-2725NaPoWriMo - Limericks 25-27 by ~RichardCowen
I once knew a writer called me,
And a procrastinator was he.
When writing his book,
A schedule forsook,
And instead wrote bad poetry.
26
There was an actor called Malkovich,
Who found a tunnel to Malkovich.
And so did Malkovich
Come across Malkovich
Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich.
27
There was a caveman called Brock,
Who found a new use for a rock.
He saw what could be done
With shade from the sun;
He invented the very first clock.
Sta.sh
